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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Today's Soundtrack Brought to You by Glamor in Unexpected Places

(And by 11th grade Political Science class.)

At various points in my life, certain songs have resonated so strongly as almost to become theme songs. Madonna's "Crazy for You" was the mournful lament of my (unrequited) loving heart for several years of high school. Maria's cheerful "I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty" from West Side Story carried me through many long days in the theater costume shop in college. (It worked because we sat in a windowless basement sewing room for eight or ten hour stretches, and none of us felt anything like pretty. But we did feel like we were completely hilarious in our perverse ability to be happy under the circumstances.) Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" was the love song that bouyed my first real relationship (made ever-so-romantic by his phoning me long-distance, drunk, one night at 2am to let me know that when the bar at closing time had started playing this song that reminded him of me, he'd made an excuse to his friends that he had to use the bathroom, just so he could stay inside and hear the song out before he had to leave with them *sigh* college boys can be sooooo charming).

Right now, the song I'm humming is the 1966 classic "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'."

And I feel every bit as sassy, fabulous, and powerful as the go-go-iest go-go girl ever could. Here's why:


Oh, yes, they are. Knee high, buttery soft leather boots with decorative buttons and 3+" heels. Red. A perfect glorious red. The color is blissfully nothing like bad lipstick. I've been trying for nearly four years to find red boots I could fall in love with, and I have found to my astonishment that most of them come in an overly-shiny color that can only be described as trampy and street-walkery. The ones that come in a good color -- something more like oxblood or cranberry -- are invariably chunky. They're awesome in their "girl cowboy" or "hip biker chick" vibe, but not really styled in a way that suits my work wardrobe.

Finally, my search has ended. And -- are you sitting down? All that style, all that class, and they are CROCS!

When the lovely new (perhaps my new best friend, I'll admit) "social media PR" person from YOU by Crocs emailed me to ask if I would like to try a pair of boots from their new fall line, I did the email equivalent of stuttering and blathering and perhaps drooling slightly, accidentally, on myself. That is, I did precisely what I would have done if David D-- had asked me out in high school. You know David D--, the hunky boy in Political Science class who always smelled so good, had devastating green eyes, and could have any girl in the school? The one who only knew you were alive when it was time to pair up for projects and he knew he could smile in THAT WAY that would make the shy brainiac without a boyfriend secretly sigh and then do the entire project herself because there was no way she was not getting an "A" on it, just because he was too lazy to do his part very well. Well, when Mr. YOU by Crocs emailed, I was nearly sure he must have been aiming at the blogger standing right behind me, and I was just accidentally in his sightline delusionally thinking that he was talking to me. But, of course, email doesn't work that way. And he was in fact talking to me.

And so I agreed to blind date and marry his boots.

Now, lest you think I've sold my soul for a pair of boots, let me reassure you that I am under no obligation to be anything but honest here. So, Fact 1: the first time I tried to wear them to work for one of my Marathon Mondays (on campus 8:30am-10pm), I only lasted three hours before I had to cancel my classes for the day and come home early. These boots will not, I repeat WILL NOT, cure stomach flu. Truth be told, they won't even really take the edge off, even though they are an awesome cherry red.

Fact 2: Back in realism land, I wore them again yesterday. For 14 hours. On my feet. Teaching. I, who do not normally wear stilettos. And all day long, I felt like a fashion model. My colleagues couldn't get enough of them. Even my students couldn't help but commenting on how great they looked. Every where I went, we had conversations about my footwear fabulosity. If you want to feel like a million bucks, get yourself some Crocs. Not a sentence you ever thought you'd read, is it?

Not quite accustomed to such high heels (heels for me are usually more like 2"), I couldn't walk the way I normally do. Instead of striding purposefully and fast through the halls, like a woman on a mission, I had to slow down slightly, and step more stately. I felt like I always imagined I would feel wearing heels, back when I was a little girl and used to listen to my mother's spectator pumps clicking smartly on the wooden floors and think it was the most glamorous sound in the world.

Fact 3: These boots are comfortable. The body of the boots is shapely without being binding. (By contrast, I have some black tall boots that make me feel like I'm wearing a tourniquet by the end of the day, and they aren't even styled to be super snug.) Also, I am notoriously klutzy when it comes to basic walking, and my heels slide out from under me all the time. I twist ankles. I slip on stairs. But yesterday? Never once. There is something fantastic in the design of these shoes that makes it possible for me + high heels to = graceful. I'm hooked. They have some padding in the footbed, which is nice if you're going to spend all day posing as a foot model for Barbie. Honestly, there could be a bit more padding for my taste, but then the balls of my feet aren't really used to spending 14 hours in stilettos.

Frankly, I didn't expect to come home last night and feel like I'd been walking in sheerling socks all day, and when I first saw just how high a 3 1/4" heel is, I was a little worried that I'd need to walk through the door and rip them off my feet in a fit of agony. But instead, I'll be wearing these again as soon as is fashionably possible. (It might be a little silly to wear chili pepper red boots every single day; they are quite noticeable.) Honestly, if you're going to spend all day in HIGH heels, you should do it in these. There are boots and shoes, all equally scrumptious in their leather and details. And if you want a bit more of the flat shoe comfort of the original Crocs in a super stylish alternative, you can prance around in the cozy, fleece lined, snow bunny boots.

And don't forget what is perhaps the most important thing: If you were the consummate wallflower in high school; if the David D--'s of the world got you to do their chemistry labs and poli sci projects just with a smile, but didn't ask you out afterwards; if you have any need to do something that will make up for all that high school angst and prove that 38 is not too old to be a "late bloomer," then get yourself some glorious red boots.

Those silly high school boys have no idea what they were missing...







Go on, click play. You know you want to see Nancy Sinatra and all her friends dancing around in sweaters and black satin briefs. And boots. Don't forget the glory that is boots.


17 comments:

Tara R. said...

You are the second person who has shown off some seriously cool Crocs boots. I need to go shopping.

Karen said...

Okay first Whiskey in my Sippy Cup and now you got free Croc boots? DUDE how do I get on that bandwagon????
ps I love that video!

Lori said...

I have been wanting to try these really badly. Now I might just have to cave!

Mrs F with 4 said...

I want them, want them, WANT THEM!!

Can you just turn them upside down, before I order, and tell me if they have non-slip bottoms?

Mr Lady said...

Dude, THOSE are the ones I wanted and my evil husband smacked me in the head and said, NO WAY, HOSER.

Dag, yo, as if I didn't want to make out with you enough already.

MidLifeMama said...

I noticed that the college professor didn't get all nekkid for her boot picture like Mr. Lady. I wouldn't either, although I would gladly post a picture of me in Croc boots on my blog if someone gave me a pair. Yes I would, Mr. You by CROCS in case you are lurking.

MommyTime said...

Mrs. F: they have some kind of gription (not a word, I know, but it works) surface on most of the bottom, so that they are not slippery. I LOVE that it's not that super smooth slick leather that makes me just slide around, but it's not a really rubbery tread like I would want for snowy winter conditions. So, if you are just looking for a bottom that won't make you break your neck, these are great. If you are looking for winter boots, they have several styles that are lined with shearling and have a more rubbery looking platform heel base that would be better for six months of snow.

Mr Lady: of COURSE we wanted the same ones. ;) Though yours are very hot too!

Midlifemama: yes, I noticed that too. I'm not that brave (read: crazy). It's okay, I can say that about Mr Lady. She knows I adore her.

tara said...

those are awesome boots, but do they only accommodate tiny legs? all of the tall boots that i have tried on have been way too tight.

LceeL said...

Look at your hot self!!! 38 ain't bad on you - at all.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

Dear Crocs,

Hi I am KD and I love you and your shoes, I have even posted pictures of my family of crocs on my blog. Mommy's Martini knows how to find me.

xoxo forever,
KD

PS I would like mine in black. tyvm.

Deb said...

okay, THIS is newsworthy. i am in shock. did people's mouths just DROP open when you told them they were crocs?

ah, but can you throw them in the dishwasher to clean them like the others?

still, price tag aside, i'm intrigued...

Heather of the EO said...

They look hot!
Crocs? Are you sure? CROCS? Really? wha...?

Mrs. G. said...

Su-weeet boots.

Judith Shakespeare said...

Dude, since we're in the same shoe size range, we totally need to set up some sort of shoe exchange... Like a book swap but different. LOL.

(You are totally smokin' BTW)

Amy in StL said...

Holy CRAP! I need to get me some of those. I thought my Steve Madden black boots were awesome, if a little pinchy in the toes. But I'm off to order some now. Do they run true to size?

MommyTime said...

Amy, they do seem to run true to size, or even a wee bit big, and not at all pinchy in the toes! In fact, I think I might even get some of those extra cushy insoles to add to them, to see if I can pad out the bottoms a bit. I think they will fit just fine.

You will LOVE them!

Jaina said...

Those are pretty cool, especially for Crocs. I'm glad you love them. :)

 

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