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Friday, February 5, 2010

When A Six-Year-Old Asks

Son asks, "Mama, how does the baby get out?"
Mama gives standard answer that has worked just find since child was three, "the doctor helps it, honey."
*pause*
"But, how does the baby get in?"
And now you know the power of a preposition.

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Driving along a street flanked with modest, ranch-style homes, we pass one with this in the driveway. (Obviously, this picture is not taken in our Michigan town in February.) Son looks at it, turns to me, and says, "And why would they buy that anyway when they aren't even fancy?"

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Nearly every morning, Son wakes up and wants to play video games. Typically, he plays JumpStart, which is a virtual world game where you make progress by completing tasks in the Math and Reading Arcades. But sometimes he wants to play something he saw on a computer at the after-school program. This morning, he asked if he could play "The World's Hardest Game." I told him I would look at it and decide.

"How do you spell 'world'?" he asked, poking one finger decisively onto the keys. "How do you spell 'hardest'?" We got through the spelling. I checked out the (perfectly safe) game. He started playing. For about two minutes, all I heard was, "Oh, come on! Oh, come on! Oh, come on!" every ten seconds or so as his little red square "died." There was a pause.

Then, "Mama," he said, "how do you spell 'easiest'?"


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6 comments:

Tara R. said...

Your son sounds pretty quick...

Mrs F with 4 said...

But, MT, what was your REPLY to the question containing a dangling preposition? I really, REALLY need to know.... I think I might need to borrow it.

Or did you just feign slight deafness in that ear?

Suzy Voices said...

When my 7-year-old asked how the baby gets out I said, "It comes out of the mother's vagina." He looked shocked for a minute and said, "How big IS that hole, anyway?" And then I died.

Momo Fali said...

Yesterday, my 11 year old daughter was telling me how she came to answer a math problem and I actually said, "Slow down, Skippy! You're talking to your mother."

I need the easiest game.

Kate Coveny Hood said...

I love that he said fancy! That's hilarious. "Fancy" has been one of my favorite adjectives since I heard stories about my friend's great grandmother using it for things she doesn't like: "Oh a sweater! Thank you so much...isn't that fancy..."

LceeL said...

I was sitting here, contemplating what my comment would be, looking through the other comments as I did. Sipping my coffee. Which exited through my nose upon reading Suzy Voices'.

 

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