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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Dear Students: Here are some (FREE!) writing tips...

Whatever has been going on "since the beginning of time" is probably on too large a scale for your three-page essay, even (especially) as an introduction to the topic. If you can be precise about what is going on in the book you've read for this assignment, I will be delighted.

Apart and a part are not the same thing. In fact, they are pretty much opposites. To be a part of something is to be included in it. To be apart of something is to be distanced from it (both in space and in grammatical correctness). Cheese and macaroni are each a part of the same dish. For most people, a nice fillet of salmon, no matter how tasty, should be kept well apart from grandma's homemade macaroni and cheese.

Plagiarism. Just say no. You will get caught. And the only one it really harms is you.

Its and it's are not just different ways to write the possessive form of it.

We all make mistakes. We all write things that would be better if they were revised one more time. We all could benefit from having someone push our ideas further and proofread for our typos. That's why we call writing a process.  

The 1800s constitute the nineteenth century not the eighteenth century. In the 1800s, no one spoke Old English. In the Renaissance, when Shakespeare wrote, no one spoke Old English. Not even Chaucer, the great Medieval writer, wrote or spoke in Old English. (P.S. the Medieval period should not be confused with the Mid Evil period, which theoretically comes between Early Evil and Late Evil.)

There, their and they're are not interchangeable.

Plural's and possessive's do not both take apostrophe's. It is worthwhile to learn which one's do, if you want to avoid looking foolish.

"Would of" and "could of" and "should of" are not verbs. They are the grammatical equivalent of potpourri (random elements bumped up next to each other in the same bowl). Though you might pronounce the phrases this way, what you really mean are would have and could have and should have.

If you don't know how to do something, ask. There is no shame in asking. That's why we're called teachers.

Commas and semi-colons -- and punctuation marks in general, really -- are sometimes likened to condiments in that they lend flavor to your writing. However, it is important to remember that these small dots are, in fact, not to be applied liberally in an eyes-closed-while-vigorously-shaking-the-pepper-mill kind of way. Unlike pepper, it actually matters where in the dish you put these little black flecks.

Ideas are the most important part of any paper. Nearly all errors of the grammatical and punctuational variety will be muted by really interesting thinking. If you can show me that you've read, pondered and bothered to wrestle with complex issues, I will celebrate that. So will almost any teacher I have ever met.

There is no job in the world in which being better at communicating is a liability. Language is powerful. Using language is a power. Taking the time to build your writing skills, to strive for more articulate and persuasive prose, is a gift you give yourself.

9 comments:

Ann Imig said...

Fantastic!!

and might I say your pepper shaker analogy illustrates your point perfectly.

Also, I should probably have you proof everything about me.

LceeL said...

Darn it, Teacher. Where were you when I needed you? (Isn't that a lyric to a song? If so, that was accidental plagiarism. Sorry.)

Mrs F with 4 said...

Please tell me that you DO in fact hand this out?! If not, then I think that you should...

Tara R. said...

Affect/effect was always my downfall. I would try to find a different word, and avoid both whenever possible.

I loved the pepper shaker analogy.

Renovation Girl said...

Were you listening in on my class today as I handed back research papers???? This sounds oddly similar to what I was saying. :) (The would of/could of mistake is the one that sends me through the roof!!!!)

Jaina said...

Absolutely wonderful. I wish more people would read this and take your advice. I second Mrs F with 4, you really should hand this out.

PS - How do you feel about beginning a sentence with And?

MommyTime said...

@Ann & Tara: Thank's for appreciating the analogy.

And, Ann, for what it's worth, there is a big difference in my book between the occasional typo and the blatant disregard of basic rules of punctuation and grammar.

(I guess that just answered your question, Jaina, about starting a sentence with "And." I think it's just fine in casual writing, though probably not such a good idea in a more formal paper.)

@LceeL: Not plagiarism. Just tribute.

@Mrs F: I don't even hand this out, though I do typically get through mini lessons on all these rules/errors and how to correct them at some point in every semester. A handout might be a better way to spend people's time!

@RenoGirl I might of been listening. ;)

The Empress said...

Funny. I remember our spanish teacher used to tell us in frustration that accent marks are not to be used as decorations on a Xmas tree.

Still makes me laugh.

MomZombie said...

Oh, this is wonderful. I may print this and show it to my high schooler. She doesn't believe me when I point out these errors to her. She says she's using 'creative license.' I have one question: Are we now in the early evil or late evil period?

 

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